The dvd player is fixed. I am so embarrassed I cannot even form words. I cannot even share what the problem was, people. It’s THAT humiliating. Let’s just say this brief exchange occurred.
Me: Still broken! Wah! Window! Out it! *click click click* The remote does nothing!
BrotherBanshee: That’s because THAT remote is for the TV you had in HIGH SCHOOL.
BrotherBanshee: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Idiot.
Me: Oh. You know, this situation is not entirely unexpected.