You are so fucking adorable. Yummier than kit kats. NOM NOM NOM.
At this moment, people see me walk by and they’re like, “Is that her ass or did I just see a Milky Way walk by?” and the person they’re asking just shakes their head sadly.
So…what I’m saying is, as soon as I can break up with the Milky Ways, I’ll do what I can to help you with the Kit Kats. Until then, stay strong.
Yeah…I would totally help you out with the Kit Kat issue, but I went to Target today and about 3 bags of assorted chocolate bars ended up in my cart. (Hey, the candy was on sale for 50% off! What was I supposed to do?)
I’m pretty sure Kit-Kats are neither macrobiotic nor vegan.
Personally, I’m going to try to buy all the Reeses peanut butter cups. All of them.
Ditto, but with mini butterfingers
This is precisely why I stopped buying Halloween candy. If anyone ever shows up to my door they will get whatever I have laying around. Most likely their haul would have been some safety pins, a granola bar, and or a pencil. Last year I had the bag of Kit Kats, and I ate them. I hope you can stay strong. Maybe the Frantically Waving Telemundo Family would like them. You could just leave the bag on their porch with a note that says Gracias.
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