NaBloPoMo: Why My Mom and I Would Not Win The Amazing Race

Phil Keogan, Dapper Host of The Amazing Race: For this next challenge, you will eat these bugs.
Me: No.
Mom: HA! No.

Phil: For this next challenge, you will run up these 1000 stairs to this ancient temple.
Me: No.
Mom: Absolutely hell no.

Phil: For this next challenge, you will skydive.
Me: Ooooh, I’ll do it, whee!
Mom: No. And she says no, too. No. Both of us, no.
Me: Mom, I’ll do it, I’ll DO it. Fly like an eagle, whee!
Mom: She says no.

Phil: For this next challenge, you will lead these camels to water.
Me: I don’t like sand.
Mom: Camels spit. No.

Phil: For this next challenge-
Me: No. Phil, you are adorable, but we need showers.
Mom: And real food.
Me: Room service! Phil, love ya, mean it, but we’re out.
Mom: Out to buy shoes. See ya, Phil!

And thus, my mom and I would never win The Amazing Race. We’ll watch it in our jammies from our respective couches, but no, we would never win.

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NaBloPoMo: Why My Mom and I Would Not Win The Amazing Race — 2 Comments

  1. first lol @ “The Amazing Couch” I want to be on THAT show.
    I seem to remember us once having a similar conversation in regards to Fear Factor.

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