Hello, my precious little squirrels! And how was your weekend??? Oh, mine? Mine was lovely, thanks for asking! I actually LEFT MY HOUSE. I KNOW!! I'm incredibly impressed too. All thanks goes to the lovely Larissa, who came down from Boston to see Twilight and sloth around with me, and ooooooh, it was good. The movie was fairly ridiculous, but dude, if I was 14 again? Well, for one, my hair would be a mess, but other than that, oh my GOD, I would be making "I Heart Edward Cullen" SCRAPBOOKS. But at 31, I can just say that the movie was exactly how I thought it would be, the crowd was exactly what I thought it would be (See: 14 years old, screaming, giggling, texting galore) and BOY OH BOY did I feel old, considering the actor who played Jacob was born, oh, IN THE MID-NINETIES. Y'all? That gave me the vapors. Someone get me my pills! Get those kids offa mah lawn!