When Jack Met Edward

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Oi! Guess what??? We're on strike. See, the idiot fat one isn't even looking at you. Go find some OTHER non-humans to write the blog. OH, here's an idea! Why don't YOU write it???

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Nope. We're not here right now, please leave a message. Who's gonna write?

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!"

Huh? Oh no…

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LET US WRITE THE BLOG, YE SCURVY KNAVE!!!

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oh. oh no. i can't write the blog, jack. i'm too sad. see? too sad.

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C'MON, EDDIE! WE CAN DO THIS! LOOK HOW AWESOME WE ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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no, jack. i have to get back to…to writing my poetry. my poetry i carve into the walls with my…my…

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OH C'MON YE EMO BASTARD!!! YOU GOT BLADES FOR HANDS! THAT'S FANTASTIC!!!

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no. it's my curse. weep. weep.

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HEY! DON'T CRY! I HAVE A BLADE TOO! LOOKIT MY SWORD, IT'S JUST LIKE YOURS!

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my…my haaaaaaaaaands…i need to go gel my hair. with my scissors. hands. scissorhands. sob.

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WELL, LASSIE, I TRIED, BUT OL' PISSYPANTS HERE WOULDN'T PLAY!

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Thanks for trying, Jack. Maybe when his medication kicks in, we'll have better luck.

YAR!


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When Jack Met Edward — 3 Comments

  1. Darling… this is the ONLY thing that made me smile ALL FUCKING DAY. My emo is so huge it dwarfs precious Edward’s emo. And still, Banshee brings SMILES! Banshee so wondrous. So good and sweet and Johnnyblogging.

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