Miss Banshee’s Favorite Crap

Because I have to do everything Sweetney does, I present to you some of my favorite things. Just like Oprah, except without the thousands of dollars worth of giveaways! It's a good thing. Just like Martha! But you still don't get anything. Sorry, dudes, but if it makes you feel better, I don't get anything either. This list? Most of it is on hold until the economy picks up, or, you know, I win big on a scratch ticket. Which I do not buy. So the chances of that are slim at best.

Who's got two thumbs and is rambling??? ME, that's who!

Okay, so! Miss Banshee's Favorite Crap, in no particular order.

My Nikon CoolPix

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Oh my god, do I love my camera. I never learned how to USE it, as is very obvious from the pictures I take every day, but I love it. It's compact, it's point and shoot, and I bet a person who had half a brain could figure it out far better than I can. I take pics every damn day with this thing.

Big Black Boots

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You can take the girl out of the goth scene, but you can't take the goth out of the girl. I will ALWAYS love big black boots, and you can't take them away from me until you pry them off my cold dead feet. And I will come back as a zombie and take them back. And eat your brain. Just saying. 

Nightpants

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Nightpants, pajama pants, yoga pants, whatever you want to call them, I live in them. FOREVER IN NIGHTPANTS. The estimated time between entering the house and applying the nightpants should not take more than 1.5 minutes. And that's being generous with time. Oh goddy, how I love nightpants.

Black Licorice Jellybeans

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I WIN at Easter. I win at jellybeans. Everyone seems to hate black jellybeans, but I LOVE them. Nom nom nom. I don't get the hate for black licorice, I think it's a grand flavor. So I will eat your black jellybeans, sir. Yes I will. (This also explains my…uh…penchant for Jaegermeister, but as we all know, I'm not allowed that anymore. SO! Bring on the jellybeans!

Tom Waits: The Heart of Saturday Night.

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Best album ever by the best barroom crooner ever. The best. I won't hear any more about it.

TiVo/DVR

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Guess what??? I don't HAVE a DVR/TiVo! I know, crazy, right? EVERYONE has a DVR/TiVo! Well, not me. So to me it's the Holy Grail of electronic devices. I can't believe this thing exists. Oh, I'm sorry, I DID have a TiVo, but my ex took it in the breakup, even though it was MINE. Man, never even got to hook it up. So unfair. TiVo. Don't tell me a single bad thing about it. Shhhh. Let me live the dream.

So that's it for now! If you're interested, I'll do more, or if this was paralyzingly boring, I shan't do it again. But there ya go! (And if anyone has a TiVo that they just don't want anymore, well…Okay, I'm sorry. That was uncouth.)

Have a dandy weekend full of big boots and licorice, folks!

PS: I almost forgot!!!!!

Davidbowiebulge


Comments

Miss Banshee’s Favorite Crap — 5 Comments

  1. If a mild mannered, Appalachian mom were to make an inappropriate lesbian SM comment about your sexy sexy boot lust, that would be me, and I’d be doing it riiiiggghhhtt… now.
    🙂 Also, regarding Bowie: purr.

  2. Dude.. black jelly beans? LOVE. That’s like totally why I married my husband.. we both love black jelly beans. Match made in heaven.
    And big black boots? SCORE. I love big black boots.. But I have a *terrible* time finding the *right ones*.. gah. It’s hard being a small person with small feet and liking big shoes.. *sigh*..
    I’d like to spend the rest of my life in pajama pants.
    (looking at David Bowie’s crotch)

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