OKAY INNERWEBBY PEEPLES! Dis is how dis work. You see, Stewie SO popular and pretty like princess dat peeples on innerweb say "You know what we needeses, Stewie? We needses ADVICE COLUMN BY STEWIE!!!" So dis what you do.
Zzzzzz. Oh, sorries. OKAY, DIS WHUT YOU DO. You leave comment, okay? In dat comment, you ask question. Stewie read question, give you SUPER SMART ANSWER. On interweb! You get FAMOUS. And you get very very berry good advices. Cause Stewie SOOPER SMARTS, YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Okay, you go now, be good girl and boy and ask question. Stewie READY!!!!