Me: I had a thought.
Common Sense: Oh no.
Me: You know what would be the worst gummi product ever?
Common Sense: I don't want to play this game.
Me: GUMMI CLAMS.
Common Sense: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Me: Clams. Of gummi.
Common Sense: Please stop, I beg of you.
Me: And they'd be gray.
Common Sense: I hate you, I really do.
Me: Seafood gummis would probably be a fantastic idea in general, actually.
Common Sense: You're still talking. Why are you still talking?
Me: I'm TAKING THIS TO TWITTER.
Common Sense: Excellent. I'll be…anywhere other than here.
Me: Hello Twitter! Guess what? GUMMI CLAMS!!!!
Me: Gummi clams. I can't stop thinking about it. Discuss!
Lorcasaur: Overcooked clams are basically gummi. Never in MY house, though.
Velma: I just threw up in my mouth.
KristaBat: Clammi Gums. Hahahaha.
Me: AMBER! GUMMI CLAMS! It's the taste sensation sweeping the nation!
Snarky Amber: It's a mystery why you are not a candy mogul.
Me: I KNOW! Gummi crustaceans for everyone! Gummi cockles and mussels and SOFT SHELL CRABS.
Snarky Amber: Are you taking your pills like you're supposed to?
Me: I can't stop thinking about it. I can't.
Snarky Amber: Oh, look at the time. GOTTA GO.
Me: Gummi clams!
Snarky Amber: I don't hear you!
There is neither a point, nor a decent ending for this entry. But it's in your head now, just like it's in mine. And when you least expect it…
See? I didn't even have to say it, did I? You're welcome.