5:10 AM

*lick lick lick lick lick*

What the fu….

*tap tap tap tap tap*

DUDE.

*lick lick lick lick*

It's FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

*lick lick lick lick lick*

You have GOT to be kidding me.

*tap tap tap tap tap*

You need a manicure, little girl.

*TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP*

Seriously? Seriously.

*TAPTAPTAPTAPTAP*

OKAY I'M UP. What the fuck do you WANT?!??????

*trot trot trot trot trot* Mow.

What, the food bowl?

MOW.

There's food in the bowl.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Okay, I'll mix it up. There. Fancy new food.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

Dude. Seriously.

*walks off, pissed.*

My ass is going back to bed.

Mow?

MOTHERFUCKER. 

Mow? Mow. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Okay! I'm dumping the food and putting new food in.

*giggles* Mow.

I hate you.

Mow.

I SERIOUSLY HATE YOU.

Mow.

*chomping*

You realize the sun isn't even up.

*smug* Mow.

I HATE YOU.

Mow.

Oh look, Ronco knives paid programming!

*dissolves, laughing*

I hate you. 


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