LIVE!!! I WILL FIND YOU, NO MATTER WHAT OCCURS!!

Many of you readers might remember Alexander the Great, the cat I took care of a few months ago. 

Well. He up and died.

Died! Had a stroke and DIED. That's not cool. I'm sorry I made fun of you, ghost of Alexander!!! And I'm wicked happy you didn't up and die on MY WATCH. Cause that would have sucked.

Well now your mama is bereft. And she has….Oh lord. She has…A GOLDFISH.

GUESS WHO IS TAKING CARE OF THE FUCKING GOLDFISH FOR A MONTH!???!?????

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I'm sorry. He's not a goldfish. He's a betta fish. And I need to keep him alive for a month.

Dios Mio,

I have two cats. And a betta fish. Please tell me what I can do. It would destroy my poor neighbor if my cats ate her goddamn fish. HOW DO I GET INTO THESE SITUATIONS?!??????????


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LIVE!!! I WILL FIND YOU, NO MATTER WHAT OCCURS!! — 2 Comments

  1. I have a plan!
    Put a circle of olives around the bettafish bowl. A circle of sentries if you will. You will have to keep this sentry circle stockpiled at all times. Stewie won’t even notice the fish what with the endless supply of olives to keep him busy.
    Then tell Lulu that only cats of ill breeding like to eat fish straight from the fish bowl. Tell her everyone would laugh at her and think she’s related to Stewie by blood. She won’t even LOOK at the fish bowl.
    BTW, for some reason when Lulu writes posts I always read them with a British accent. Heh.

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