Here's a little vignette to lighten the DAMN MOOD around here, yeesh! (title is from "Moonstruck")
Scene: Time to go to the bank to figure out when and how I overdrew my account. MISS BANSHEE puts on shoes, jacket, hat. Picks up bag, keys, and cigarettes. Exits kitchen door.
*walk walk walk*
Common Sense: Psst.
CS: You did it again.
Me: I know, I overdrew my account. I fucked up, I WAS PROMISED THERE WOULD BE NO MATH.
CS: No, not that.
Me: I DIDN'T overdraw my account? Sweet!
CS: No, dippy, you DID overdraw your account. You forgot something else. AGAIN.
Me: Nuh uh. I have my bag, WITH my wallet IN it, keys, cigarettes, hat, jacket, shoes…I am almost to the car, and I even remembered to go potty before I left.
CS: And yet, you still forgot something. Again.
Me: Uh oh.
CS: Look down, genius.
Me: *looks down* I'm wearing my jimjams.
Me: I am wearing my monkey jimjams and I almost got in the car to go to the bank.
CS: Right. Again.
Me: I'm gonna go change into big girl pants.
CS: Good plan.
Me: Big girls don't go to the bank in their jimjams.
Me: *sigh* Big girls don't go to the bank in their jimjams AGAIN.
Me: At least I'm wearing underpants UNDER the jimjams, right?
CS: You sure about that?
Me: DAMMIT. Okay, back to the house. For underpants. And big girl clothes. And then to the bank.
CS: Don't forget to put your shoes back on, there's snow on the ground and you forgot socks, too.
Me: I'm a GROWNUP.