So I went to Stop and Shop to buy important items today. Okay, I was buying seltzer water and peapods. Yeah, that's the life of a bachelorette, baby!! Aren't you jealous? I knew you WERE!
SO I'm wearing one of my MANY pairs of insanely high boots, and these boots make a VERY loud clicking sound when I walk. This is me at the store: "CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKCLICKCLICK"
I would make a terrible ninja. You'd always hear me coming.
So I make my purchases, and go home. Immediately, I get on the computer, of course, and this happens on Twitter:
A Madison Mom :@missbanshee I just saw you at Stop and Shop! I think. I couldn't force myself to yell at you across the store though in case it wasn't you.
MissBanshee :@amadisonmom AGH!!!!! DID I LOOK OKAY? WAS I CUTE???? (omg, kidding, kidding)
A Madison Mom:@missbanshee I almost turned my cart around to chase you down the (omg already????) Easter aisle.
Miss Banshee:@amadisonmom you TOTALLY should have chased me down. I don't even have mace.
A Madison Mom:@missbanshee And… the clicking of heels in the food store??? My shoes would have been too embarassed to meet your shoes.
Miss Banshee:@amadisonmom heehee, those shoes are SO LOUD. I am so obnoxious.
A Madison Mom:@missbanshee I don't know about obnoxious… but you sure walk with confidence through the food store. : )
Miss Banshee:@amadisonmom I AM BLOGGING THIS RIGHT NOW.
A Madison Mom: @missbanshee ACK! Next time I will totally chase you down.
So there you have it. I cannot go to the grocery store without getting recognized for my insanely loud shoes and my "walking with confidence." This is hilarious to anyone who has ever met me, because I do not "walk with confidence." I STOMP. I walk like I am on the CATWALK, BABY. Because I am a freak of the first nature.
Oh, and AMadisonMom? You're vair, vair lucky I was wearing that long pleather jacket, cause my pants? Were TOTALLY falling down. OF COURSE THEY WERE.