Oh beans. It's me, Stewie, and I come to you from the great cat tree in sky (much better than one Mama had, she CHEAP!) If you reading dis, dat mean Stewie gone now, but don't worry about ME. I was a very good kitty even though I was very bad (very very bad) and I go to good place now where I can get all the olibes oloves OLIVES I WANT. You may be wondering, Stewie, you not around anymore, how you write blog? Well Stewie can be MAGIC NOW. Stewie was so sick, knew it was just matter of time, and now he speak to you from GRRRREAT BEYOND.
So don't be sad for Stewie, Me had it real bad at the end there, and now nothing hurts anymore and I can do anything Stewie want! When Stewie want to eat shoe, he eat shoe. When he want Olibes instead of boring old kibble, there nothing but oblives as far as eye can see. Stewie finally go through closet to NARNIA, it nice here. And no one shoo Stewie out of Narnia closet! I have it pretty good nao, you see, beans?
But Stewie worried about Mama. What Mama do without ME? She left with boring old Lulasmell, but Stewie tell you little sekrit now that Lulu can't INTERRUPT or BITE Stewie on LEG. Lulu give Mama lots of lovin, headbutts and kisses and stuffs. So Mama have Lulee to keep company, and someday when Mama ready she get new boy cat grow up to be MIGHTY LIKE STEWIE, YAY!!!!!! But not as good as Stewie, NO KITTEN THING EVER as good as Stewie, cause you know beans. You know. Stewie bestest cat in whole widest of worlds. I KNOW DIS YOU KNOW DIS EVERYBUDDY KNOW DIS.
Is common knowledge.
So goodbye, hooman beans, and take care of my mama for me. She so sad right now, she cry all the time, she blame herself, say she could have done more to save Stewie BUT THAT NOT TROO. Mama and Dr. K do everything they could do, and Stewie just too sick to be with all you silly beans anymores. It happen fast, ZOOM! And now Stewie feel aaaaaaaaaaaall better and is in good place where he very very happy. But he miss Mama, and even Lulasmell, so you beans take care of dem, okay? Okay.
OKAY I GOTS STUFF AND THINGS TO DO NOW. You beans be good, take care of each other, hug your cats lots, and even dogs IF YOU THAT KIND OF BEAN. Honestly, Stewie not know what you beans thinking sometimes.
Remember, my beans. STEWIE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
So long for now! We meet again someday!
PS: Mama not too good at taking care of herself, so you beans helps her? She so sad. Stewie wish he could fix, but can't nao. Watch out for Stewie's mama, she good bean, love Stewie SO much. Stewie know dis for sure. Okaybye, Stewie miss you!!!!!!