Common Sense: Worst blogger ever.
Me: O HAI.
CS: Seriously, what the hell is up with not updating?
Me: You don't want to hear my excuses, don't even lie, it makes the baby Jebuddah cry.
CS: You're right, I don't care. Worst blogger ever.
Me: How about, um, a kitten picture! That'll make everything better!
CS: Fine. But then we're talking more.
Me: Excellent. Check out my precious babies.
CS: Well that's not remotely fair.
Me: I know, I'm a bit of a beetch, am I not?
CS: I'm trying to berate you and you put THAT up?
Me: I'm a stinker like that.
CS: ANYWAY, I am impervious to your kitten pictures. This is serious.
Me: I know, worst blogger ever.
CS: But, I'll give you one thing.
CS: You've been getting out of the house. AND having people over.
Me: I KNOW! I'm almost like a real person.
CS: It's pretty impressive. You're still a lazy writer though.
Me: Am not! I've been doing Bachelorette recaps!
CS: Could have fooled me, you haven't been linking here.
Me: I'll link tomorrow when the new one goes up. It's a PLAN.
CS: People were wondering.
Me: YES, I'm recapping the stupid Bachelorette. Stay tuned tomorrow for a link and a new one.
CS: Or people could just go to MamaPop.com
Me: They should be doing that already.
CS: Wow, you're a shilling, obnoxious twit.
Me: Who pooped in your Cheerios this morning?
CS: You have to get those geedee felines to let us sleep in the morning. It's getting out of hand.
Me: That's never going to happen, dude.
CS: Well then you can live without me for a while. I'm taking a nap.
Me: But without you I'll drive into traffic and fall down all the time and eat cupcakes for breakfast!
CS: Figure it out. I'm bloody exhausted.
Me: I'm ending this conversation. You're being intolerable.
CS: So are you.
CS: Blog post OVER.
Me: Yes please.