hi, my name is finn.
i like sleepin'. i'm very good at it.
i sleep on mama usually. she doesn't mind.
I'm kinda a mama's boy.
if my mama is in the room, oh boy. i am right there.
usually on her boobs.
sometimes i sleep other places though.
i'm not very good at that.
So I try to stick to the boobs.
Anyway, i was sleepin on the big bed
it was very late at night and do you know what happened?
i had a nightmare.
oh it was terrible.
too terrible to tell you, and anyway i forget.
so i climbed up on mama and i was crying and screaming and wailing.
i couldn't get close enough to her so i wrapped myself around her neck and started choking her.
she woke up real quick then.
and hey, did you know i'm still a baby?
so i started nursing on mama's bottom lip.
i was still cryin'.
now mama was cryin' cause i'm her little orange baby and i was sad.
also my baby teeth were stabbing her lip, ouch.
so the whole next day i got to do this.
back on the boobs all day long.
which is where i wanted to be in the first place.
but you can call me finn.
but shh, i'm sleepin.