Me: Who is that?
*It's me! The spirit of Glambert!*
Me: NO WAY.
Glambert: I have come to you to talk about IT.
Me: Oh no. No no no. THE SHAME.
Glambert: It has to go.
Me: I had the best of intentions!
Glambert: Darling. Please.
Me: Sigh. You're right.
Glambert: I mean, LOOK at it.
Glambert: What are those…things on the sides, please?
Me: I thought…I was…I have no idea. It was ill advised from the beginning.
Glambert: Hie thee to the salon, Darling. You know what you have to do.
Me: I know what I have to do.
Glambert: I'll wait.
Me: Better, oh great and fabulous Glambert?
Glambert: MUCH better.
Me: Thank you.
Glambert: Darling, anytime. Don't let this happen again.
Me: I shan't.
Glambert: Remember, darling. Be FABULOUS.
Me: I'll remember. Thank you, Glambert!
Glambert: *vanishes in a poof of glitter*
Me: That was awesome.