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Common Sense: WRITE.

Me: All I DO is write!

CS: Write on the BLOG!

Me: Oh, that.

CS: YES, THAT. What the hell is wrong with you?

Me: You know.

CS: *I* know, but the people do not.

Me: It's really not all that interesting. Miss B is on a new medication, woo. They've heard this story a million times. 

CS: But it EXPLAINS things.

Me: Like why I haven't been writing here?


Me: Okay, let me sum up: I'm on a new med called INVEGA, and INVEGA makes me a little slow in the brain department. It ALSO helps with my crazy mood swings, so that's good. But I've been on it for about a week and my attention span…Ooooh, kitty.


Me: My attention span sucks. 

CS: And therefore…

Me: And therefore the concept of writing an entire blog entry seemed a little…Undo-able.

CS: So what have you been doing instead?

Me: Playing on TUMBLR!

CS: Because?

Me: Because Tumblr is ADHD blogging. I just let things fall out of my brain all day and I write them down there. It's awesome, but nothing is as awesome as this, my beloved blog. I've just been spacey lately. I deeply apologize.

CS: You should.

Me: I DID!

CS: Running off with Tumblr without a care in the world.

Me: HEY!

CS: Leaving the three remaining blog readers you have to fend for themselves in the TUNDRA.

Me: Who reads me from the TUNDRA?!?

CS: It could happen.

Me: Sure, and I COULD wear a size 36 D bra, but I DON'T. 

CS: What in the name of pants…

Me: I don't know. I'm all over the place today.

CS: You really are. 

Me: But I haven't stopped blogging! I'll never stop blogging! 

CS: You better not, it keeps the voices on the screen and out of your head..

Me: Well, YOUR voice, which is nice.

CS: Oh, that's special.

Me: You're kind of a jackass.

CS: Hey! YOU'RE kind of a jackass as well, you know. 

Me: I know this. Everyone knows this. Okay, we're both jackasses.

CS: And you're not leaving the blog. 

Me: And I'm NOT leaving the blog. 

CS: And Tumblr is fun, and people should check that out too. You should give them a link. 

Me: I'll do BETTER than that. I'll give them a SCREENSHOT.

CS: Oooh, FANCY.

Me: I know. BEHOLD! And CLICK!


CS: Okay! So we wrote a blog entry! 

Me: Um, *I* wrote a blog entry, YOU pestered me.

CS: Details, details. 

Me: I'm gonna go to Dr. K now. Round two of the flea infestation is upon us. 

CS: I'll be at the hotel.

Me: Jackass.

CS: No, YOU.

Me: NO, YOU.

CS: End this, please.

Me: Bye everyone! See you over on Tumblr! AND HERE. I'm not going ANYWHERE. You can't get rid of me that easily, busters. 

CS: Later. 


*Smack! Smack Smack Smack!* — 7 Comments

  1. I used to read you from the TUNDRA — or close to it — but then I moved. Tundra ain’t all it’s cracked up to be … not that tundra is cracked up to be much to begin with. Except caribou. Caribou love them some tundra. Mmmm …. tundra.

  2. So, it’s not the tundra (exactly), but Ohio can get pretty chilly in the winter time. 🙂
    Glad to hear you’re back. Hopefully the Invega experiment goes well and does what it’s supposed to, love.

  3. So glad that you haven’t abandoned the blog! But now I will check out Tumblr but only because you said so.
    I’m such a good little squirrel. Or lemming. Some small mammal….

  4. I am confused by Tumblr…..I’m not exactly sure how it works. Glad you are feeling better. (I hope you are anyway as I just realized you never said if you liked the new med or not) New meds can be awful about making your thought process/attention span for anything that requires more than a glance nearly impossible. Its almost like when you are dreaming and you are so dead ass asleep that even in your dream everything is groggy and slow….anyway….glad to see your back!

  5. I’m sweating my ass off. No tundra for me. I got sucked into the vortex of your Tumblr over the weekend. Only eBay could save me.

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