Common Sense: WRITE.
Me: All I DO is write!
CS: Write on the BLOG!
Me: Oh, that.
CS: YES, THAT. What the hell is wrong with you?
Me: You know.
CS: *I* know, but the people do not.
Me: It's really not all that interesting. Miss B is on a new medication, woo. They've heard this story a million times.
CS: But it EXPLAINS things.
Me: Like why I haven't been writing here?
Me: Okay, let me sum up: I'm on a new med called INVEGA, and INVEGA makes me a little slow in the brain department. It ALSO helps with my crazy mood swings, so that's good. But I've been on it for about a week and my attention span…Ooooh, kitty.
Me: My attention span sucks.
CS: And therefore…
Me: And therefore the concept of writing an entire blog entry seemed a little…Undo-able.
CS: So what have you been doing instead?
Me: Playing on TUMBLR!
Me: Because Tumblr is ADHD blogging. I just let things fall out of my brain all day and I write them down there. It's awesome, but nothing is as awesome as this, my beloved blog. I've just been spacey lately. I deeply apologize.
CS: You should.
Me: I DID!
CS: Running off with Tumblr without a care in the world.
CS: Leaving the three remaining blog readers you have to fend for themselves in the TUNDRA.
Me: Who reads me from the TUNDRA?!?
CS: It could happen.
Me: Sure, and I COULD wear a size 36 D bra, but I DON'T.
CS: What in the name of pants…
Me: I don't know. I'm all over the place today.
CS: You really are.
Me: But I haven't stopped blogging! I'll never stop blogging!
CS: You better not, it keeps the voices on the screen and out of your head..
Me: Well, YOUR voice, which is nice.
CS: Oh, that's special.
Me: You're kind of a jackass.
CS: Hey! YOU'RE kind of a jackass as well, you know.
Me: I know this. Everyone knows this. Okay, we're both jackasses.
CS: And you're not leaving the blog.
Me: And I'm NOT leaving the blog.
CS: And Tumblr is fun, and people should check that out too. You should give them a link.
Me: I'll do BETTER than that. I'll give them a SCREENSHOT.
CS: Oooh, FANCY.
Me: I know. BEHOLD! And CLICK!
CS: Okay! So we wrote a blog entry!
Me: Um, *I* wrote a blog entry, YOU pestered me.
CS: Details, details.
Me: I'm gonna go to Dr. K now. Round two of the flea infestation is upon us.
CS: I'll be at the hotel.
CS: No, YOU.
Me: NO, YOU.
CS: End this, please.
Me: Bye everyone! See you over on Tumblr! AND HERE. I'm not going ANYWHERE. You can't get rid of me that easily, busters.