I Am A Good And Helpful Friend. Hee.

Snarky Amber: I need examples of breakup movies.

Me: Like movies you watch when you break up with someone? Weepers?

SA: No, movies where boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy doesn’t get girl back.

Me: Like Titanic?

SA: NO. BREAKUP movies.

Me: Se7en!

SA: Oh lord.

Me: “What’s in the boooooooooooooooox?” HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

SA: You are not helpful.

Me: Shame those two crazy kids couldn’t work it out in Titanic.

SA: NOT TITANIC.

Me: She’s all “I’ll never let go, Jack” and then at the first sign of rigor mortis, she’s off on a liferaft and he’s fishfood. What a flake.

SA: I am TRYING to write an ARTICLE.

Me: Oh! I’ve got one! City of Angels!

SA: I hate you.

Me: I hate Meg Ryan. I laughed my ASS off at the end of that movie.

SA: It was a horrific remake of a perfectly wonderful film.

Me: Meg Ryan, riding her bike, all in looooooove, and then…

SA: I’m not using City of Angels.

Me: Here comes the truck!

SA: Hee.

Me: SPLAT!!!!!

SA: MAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

Me: MAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Meg Ryan sucks!

SA: Come on. HELP me here. I have four, I need one more. NO DEATH.

Me: Fine. Chasing Amy.

SA: Thank you.

Me: But I’m totally spamming your comments about Se7en.

SA: Oh, I DO hope so.

Me: I’m a very helpful friend.

SA: Quite.


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I Am A Good And Helpful Friend. Hee. — 8 Comments

  1. Hahahaha! I love you, Miss B!!!

    Riding her bike, all in loooooove, and then …

    “What’s in the boooooooooooooooox?” HAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    My Best Friends Wedding.
    The Eyes of Laura Mars.
    Truly, Madly, Deeply.
    Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves ( from the Sheriff of Nottinghams POV)
    & that “Tuscan Sun” flick with Diane Lane

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