Snarky Amber: I need examples of breakup movies.
Me: Like movies you watch when you break up with someone? Weepers?
SA: No, movies where boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy doesn’t get girl back.
Me: Like Titanic?
SA: NO. BREAKUP movies.
SA: Oh lord.
Me: “What’s in the boooooooooooooooox?” HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
SA: You are not helpful.
Me: Shame those two crazy kids couldn’t work it out in Titanic.
SA: NOT TITANIC.
Me: She’s all “I’ll never let go, Jack” and then at the first sign of rigor mortis, she’s off on a liferaft and he’s fishfood. What a flake.
SA: I am TRYING to write an ARTICLE.
Me: Oh! I’ve got one! City of Angels!
SA: I hate you.
Me: I hate Meg Ryan. I laughed my ASS off at the end of that movie.
SA: It was a horrific remake of a perfectly wonderful film.
Me: Meg Ryan, riding her bike, all in looooooove, and then…
SA: I’m not using City of Angels.
Me: Here comes the truck!
Me: MAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. Meg Ryan sucks!
SA: Come on. HELP me here. I have four, I need one more. NO DEATH.
Me: Fine. Chasing Amy.
SA: Thank you.
Me: But I’m totally spamming your comments about Se7en.
SA: Oh, I DO hope so.
Me: I’m a very helpful friend.