Me: Go ahead and look. You’ll never find me on the internet. I’m like a NINJA.
Outpost31: You’re all over YouTube, babe.
Outpost31: I am the king of the search engines!
Me: Well leave those videos be. I couldn’t be a bigger dork.
Outpost31: That’s what makes it art.
Me: This is so embarrassing.
Outpost31: Did you make this hat?
Outpost31: No! Not the Shame!
Me: Wear the shame.
Outpost31 is away: Photoshopping Miss Banshee
Me: No! Don’t you dare!
Me: *shakes fist*
Me: Hello?!?!!?!!?!?!?! Shit.
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Outpost31: Not bad for a quick job.
Me: Hysterically funny for the two people who get that joke.
Me: That would be you and me.
Outpost31: Thank you.
Me: (we’re the two people)
Outpost31: Got it.
Me: (in case you were confused)
Outpost31: Yes. Thank you.
Me: I’m going to share this with the internet.
Outpost31: No one’s going to find it funny.
Me: There’s a COW in my APARTMENT. And I’m making a face with my face.
Outpost 31: And a catapult!
Me: Oh yes. How could I forget.
Outpost31: That’s funny, right there.
Me: You’re very clever.
Outpost31: I don’t want to alarm you…
Outpost31: But don’t. Look. Behind you.
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Outpost 31: Yes.
Me: It’s getting crowded in here. What with the cow and the catapult.
Outpost31: And Blade.
Me: And Blade.
Outpost31: I can put you in any setting. We have only just begun.
Me: Fantastic. Well played.
Outpost31: Yes. I know.