Stuck In the Middle (with Common Sense)

Me: HALP! HALP!

Common Sense: What? I thought you weren’t doing these conversations for a while. It’s cheaty, you know. Write some real content.

Me: I don’t know what’s wrong with me! I can’t pick a topic!

CS: I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. You have 25 Days of Torture to choose from. No topic my ass.

Me: I don’t WANT to do that. It’s depressing and I’m not in the damn mood.

CS: Well fine, we can chat, but don’t come whining to me about not having a topic when there are 25 freaking heart-wrenching topics for you to choose from right there.

Me: Fine. But…the blog today? Won’t be one of them.

CS: Thanks, dippy, I gleaned that from the whole “typing out an Actual Conversation” cheaty thing you’re doing right now.

Me: Well I got up too damn early.

CS: To technology fail, I might add.

Me: Total techno-fail.

CS: You could go vote! It’s Election Day! You’re so excited!

Me: I am! Election Day is so exciting! Live results! Maddow getting giddy! What will happen?!!??!

CS: Dork.

Me: Complete dork. I am a politics nerd.

CS: It’s okay. You’re a nerd in every other way, it’s good to be well rounded.

Me: Thank you.

CS: Anyway, go vote!

Me: At the TRAIN STATION? At RUSH HOUR? Are you on PCP? No, I’ll go in the afternoon, it’ll be crowded now and I’m in my jimjams.

CS: You know…

Me: I don’t want to hear it.

CS: YOU KNOW, you could always put on real pants.

Me: Bah! Fah! Gah! No real pants for me!

CS: Shameful. Wear that shame.

Me: I wear the nightpants with PRIDE. I couldn’t have more pride in my constant nightpants wearing if they were rainbow print and we were in a NIGHTPANTS PRIDE PARADE, buster. No  shame for me.

CS: Pitiful. You’re pitiful. You know…

Me: Hee.

CS: Oh lord.

Me: Hehehehehheehhee.

CS: What in god’s name are you GIGGLING about? You know what? I don’t want to know. You have been entirely too giddy lately. There’s no reason to be giddy this morning. You’re totally out of money and there’s all sorts of techno-fail all over the internet. Also, it’s freaking early as hell in the morning. Stop being giddy!

Me: I can’t. Too excited. Too excited for New Years.

CS: It was Halloween two days ago. Relax.

Me: But…

CS: All in good time. Zen. Om. Calm deep cleansing breaths.

Me: BAZINGA!

CS: You’re hopeless.

Me: I need more coffee.

CS: Yes. Please. Have more coffee. That’s EXACTLY what you need right now. Maroon.

Me: Heeheehee.

CS: I quit.


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Stuck In the Middle (with Common Sense) — 5 Comments

  1. I LOVE giggling Banshee!!! **Hugs**
    I’m so glad Sappho is doing good things for you. (I think I might need me some of that)
    I’m excited to learn what your New Year’s in LA plan is all about. What fun. You are too good at keeping secrets, though. I fear we won’t know anything til, oh, the 10th of January…
    Anyway, so glad you’re happy. Enjoy your election results.

  2. I wish there really were a nightpants pride parade, because I would be all over that action. If I thought I could get away with it, I would never wear real pants again.

    • I LOVE giggling Banshee!!! **Hugs**I’m so glad Sappho is doing good tinghs for you. (I think I might need me some of that)I’m excited to learn what your New Year’s in LA plan is all about. What fun. You are too good at keeping secrets, though. I fear we won’t know anything til, oh, the 10th of January Anyway, so glad you’re happy. Enjoy your election results.

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