The Oblitagory Apocalypse Entry
Ah, it’s the end of the world as we know it, right? I have been informed that it will occur starting at 6 pm (EDT) so I have well over 24 hours to acquire or achieve the following:
1 (one) sexual partner (gender does not matter)
1 (one) limousine (stretch) but not an SUV (tacky)
1 (one) pizza (large) vegetarian, please
1 (one) Philly style cheesesteak (wit’ caramelized onions)
4 (four) pints Ben and Jerry’s ice cream (Bonnaroo Buzz)
1 (one) limo drive to my family’s home (after the sex and the food)
1 (one) properly prepared litterbox (non-clumping), 24 pack very expensive cat food
2 (two) helpers to achieve toting box and 3 (three) psychotic cats to and from the limousine
1 (one) fully stocked (this is important!) wet bar. (Hey, it’s the last day of the world, I’m going out with a bang)
1 (one) carton Parliament Lights cigarettes
1 (one) fully functional cell phone, 1 (one) fully functional Skype connection
Hmm. Am I missing anything? OH!!!
1 (one) fully open internet, cable and phone connection
Please let me know if I missed anything. We have about a day and a half to do this, my beloved squirrels!!!!
Nope, that pretty much covers everything. And I must say that I’m a big fan of your priorities. A big fan!
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Go for two sexual partners, if you’ve never had a threesome. Can be fun! Or, he/she can be used as a spare.
I like that your vegetarian pizza is followed by cheesesteak! Plus, why get all of this stuff now when you can wait and riot after the Rapture? There’s even a FB event for it! https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699
(And please no wet bar. I know it’s the last day and all but… <3)
Lisa, If there aren’t zombies roaming the streets, I’m not getting the bar. Promise
Miss B, you’ve been quite too long again. Where ya at, girl?
You forgot the coffee.
How could you forget the coffee?
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LOL! I hope you didn’t start looting on that day!
I know which single item on your list I would go for!
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Your so hilarious! haha.. Your so honest person.. I love that..
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