Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench’d our steeples, drown’d the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Strike flat the thick rotundity o’ the world!
Crack nature’s moulds, all germens spill at once
That make ingrateful man!
The other big news of the day, of course, is that last night, we, the people re-elected Barack Obama as president of the United States. Personally, as a big ol’ liberal pinko commie bee-yotch, I was THRILLED. However, many people, close family members included, were NOT, so I’m kinda keeping a low profile on the celebration front, lest I get kicked in the crotch.
(YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! YAY YAY YAY YES WE CAN AND FOUR MORE YEARS AND WOOOOOOOOOO)
Okay, I’m done now. But seriously, tread lightly on Facebook and Twitter today. There’s a lot of ugliness going on.
You know what makes everything better? OH I THINK YOU DO.
So hold on to your butts, East Coast. They can try their best, but they’ll never keep us down.