Zap: Hello hello.
Me: Hola! Whatcha doin’?
Zap: Working. What are you doing?
Me: Trying to think of something to write on the blog tonight.
Zap: Write about how I’m awesome.
Me: Okay. Zap is awesome. The end.
Zap: Ha Ha.
Me: I’m totally doing this, by the way. This whole thing is going on the internet.
Zap: Use the picture of me licking the laserdisc.
Me: Okay, that picture is hilarious. You’re a sexy beast.
Me: HOTT. I’m getting all twitterpated.
Zap: I’m the only person in the world with laserdiscs. I’m awesome.
Me: We covered that already.
Zap: Say it again.
Me: I’m gonna say you’re very pushy with the compliments.
Zap: This is going to be the greatest blog entry EVER.
Me: Pretty much. Although I have to confess that you’re merely a pawn because I can’t think of a proper entry.
Zap: This IS a proper entry!
Me: Not really. But I’m rolling with it.
Zap: Are you really writing all this down?
Me: Yep. Well, except for the parts I’m making up. Artistic licence and all.
Zap: What are you making up?
Me: You’ll have to read it. Haha, I’m making you read my blog, which you never do because you’re full of hate and angry bees.
Zap: Well of course I’ll read it.
Me: Aw, that’s nice.
Zap: It’s about ME!
Me: Oh lord.
Zap: So when are you going to come visit me?
Me: When I get my car back. We’ll watch movies and veg out.
Zap: Excellent. So what other things will you write about me?
Me: That you’re a total creepster.
Me: Kidding. But not really. No, really. Maybe. You’ll have to see.
Zap: I’m not a creepster, I’m awesome.
Me: We’ve already ESTABLISHED THAT.
Zap: Okay, I have to go work.
Me: Okay, I have to type this out. Muahahahah. You are at my mercy!
Zap: Hey, what are you really—
Me: OKAY BYE!