Y’all? I am having too much fun. First, I dyed my hair.
No big deal, right? Then I thought “Hmm. Something’s amiss here. Let me think. Who am I thinking of?
No…that’s not it. I mean, it’s pretty accurate, but that’s not who I was thinking of.
Hmm, that’s closer. But no…there’s just someone I’m thinking of, and I just…wait!
YES! Robert Smith. Aw, Uncle Robert. I love you so much. In fact…
Behold, my MAD Photoshop skillz!