Operation Derby!

My beloved little squirrels, I have a proposition for you. You might know that I’ve joined up with the Jerzey Derby Brigade, which up till now means I’ve been standing on the sidelines at practice, watching the team skate their asses off, wishing I could be up there with them. I haven’t been able to, because gear costs money, and money is something I have literally none of right now. Ya can’t skate without skates, or gear, or insurance or derby fees, and whoa, that’s like, a LOT of money. So I stand on the sidelines like a sad little skate-less panda.

That’s where y’all come in. Introducing OPERATION DERBY. You sponsor me by hitting that little PayPal button to your right, and I…do something for you. I don’t know what yet. Something good. A plug for your blog? Done. A hand-crocheted hat? It’s yours. A sticker with your website name plastered on my helmet? It can happen. If you have any other ideas, let me know. I want to skate, and I am asking for your help.

Derby for me is more than just elbowing chicks in the boob at top speeds. It’s getting me out of the house, it’s helping me meet people, and get in shape, and put my life back together. Help me make this happen? I love y’all so much, and by sponsoring me it will bring all the squirrels together in this little adventure. And if you can’t or don’t want to donate? That’s totally fine. I’ll still write all about my escapades on wheels here, and I’ll always love y’all more than my luggage.


Helmet donated by the one and only KristaBat!

Helmet donated by the one and only KristaBat!


Operation Derby! — 4 Comments

  1. Ok, donation made! However, I already offered to PAY YOU to make me an afghan, and you did not respond. I want one the like one in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, only in different colors. NO time limit for completion. So?

  2. Check on eBay for equipment,you can find it dirt cheap..I’m gonna try to send you a little something this weekend,let’s hope the tips are good!

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