Hey guys. I've been in the crazy house for what seems like forever but I am alive and back home. When I catch up on some sleep I'll write a real entry, just wanted y'all to know I'm ok. Love y'all!
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Point Number One As To Why I Am Completely Awesome
I was up way too late and up way too early today. I didn't even make it to the bed, which probably explains my headache. ANYWAY. There are a few things to explain. *I* have lovely baked beans (mesquite!) to help my digestion tonight. I have plenty of TV to watch. And yet I am troubled. ...
Heeeeeere I Come To Save The Day! (or something)
So. I was looking through my finances and realized that not that I have my therapist charging full time, and because I don't REALLY need Amy's Vegan Lentil Soup when I can have Campbells, and that I can get flat water instead of fizzy, I have about 20 bucks to play with a month. So I ...
Who Stole My Garbage?
Tis a mystery, my squirrels. Let me explain. I have been very lax in housework, so much so that I would wander around the apartment with my fingers in my ears all "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOTHING IS WRONG LA LA LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE" which is insane, because my apartment is ...
It’s Hitting Me Harder This Year
I wrote this in March 2002. This, as EVERYONE is reminding us, is the tenth anniversary of That Day. In past years, I've grieved, I've raged, I've pretended nothing happened. All the stages of grief? Yeah, I went through all of them textbook style. It's 6 AM here in Jersey and I'm trying to convince ...
A Proper Cat Posts Hits Her Limit
Good morning everyone; It has come to me that the idiot has been making fetuccini in the bathroom out of the shower curtain. This is the life living with cats. There really is no reason. Oh, you were wondering about Mama's sweet baby Toby? He's a total asshole. He is such a love bug that he LOVES ...
A Letter For Lulu From Finn
Deer Lulabelle, I love you. Did you not know that? I thought you might catch on when I collapse in front of you and you wash my face. OMG THAT IS THE BEST. Then you kick me in the face and walk away, but I know you're trying to keep your street cred. I love you ...